Get Up! GET UP ! That’s right, that’s what I said...
GET UP!!! Now, as you’re
reading this...move your body. Yes, I said,” move”. Run, jump, skip, dance, or even march in place if you have
to, but move...Oh yeah, and don’t forget to breathe.
Okay, now that you’re paying attention...
America needs your help. Our country is facing a crisis. Yes, a crisis . And,
no... it’s not the crisis you’re thinking. It has nothing to do with foreign policies or politics, nothing to
do with rising Oil prices, & the only weapons of mass destruction are right here in the good `ol USA. But the good news
is... this crisis is completely FIX-ABLE (keep moving).
I’m talking about our country’s fitness crisis. (Breathe). I call it a “fitness
crisis” because I believe it goes beyond just body-weight & eating problems. I believe that most people in this
country are just physically un-fit. Yes, the fact that our eating habits as a society are not good is very true, but that’s
just scratching the surface. For a society said to be “image obsessed”, how is it that we are also the fattest
country on the planet?
Most
people in the U.S. are over - weight, which boils down to this country being fat. (Breathe,& keep moving.).Yes...FAT.
Statistics are showing not only that the majority of Americans are obese or overweight, but the numbers are rising. And, it’s
not JUST food that’s doing it.
People don’t get fat by just eating. In fact eating is a necessity, so how could just eating cause so many health problems?(breathe).
It doesn’t.
Eating the wrong things & not moving your body to burn off the calories after you feed it, is what’s making us
fat. And if 66% of all Americans are overweight( statistics from the CDC, 2005 ),(deep breath...) it says to me that most
Americans are not moving their bodies enough, or not at all. Equate it to fueling your car & never driving it... If you
were to do that, you would flood your engine, your gas tank would
overflow, & it would be a big mess. So, why should it be different
when it comes to fueling your body?
It
seems logical...move more, burn more fuel, & you’ll be able to keep fueling your tank...And speaking of fueling your car...who doesn’t want to save money on gas? If you are alive in America,
you know that gas prices are not going down anytime soon. So, why not make the best of the situation, & get fit at the
same time?(keep moving...breathe) If you can...leave the car at home , & bike to work. What about roller-skating? Stop
laughing, & think retro-fitness. If you drive to work, park far from your building & jog the rest of the way. Again-
don’t laugh...just try it. If you’re stuck in your office, do a chair work-out. There are so many options for
us, (and most don’t cost money) to be this fat. Really...save your money, get healthier, & look great too.
GET UP !!!( breathe).
Now,... about those weapons of mass-destruction
I mentioned.
Do the phrases
“Big Mac, Whopper, Double-Double with cheese”, sound familiar? Well, they are doing more damage to America than
any terrorist in history has ever done(breathe...). And the elimination of the “super-size” is pretty comical.
Most fast-food is loaded with artery-clogging, heart-stopping trans-fats, with more calories than anyone needs in one sitting.
Look at statistics for yourself... Get back to the food store, & while shopping stick to the outside perimeter of the
store, where the “real” food is.
Still moving? Are you moving your body ? It feels good, doesn’t it? It feels good to know
that you are able- bodied, & breathing, & present. You are here. Why not feel good while you’re here?
Get your heart racing, blood pumping,
get a high, feel sexy, more sensual, more out-going...naturally. Nothing else is needed
except you. It couldn’t be easier . Just you (breathe). No apparatus, no gadgets, no bouncing ball...just you. Isn’t
that refreshing? Nothing else to worry about, except - breathing.
So, no matter what you like to do- be it running, dancing, skating, swimming,
jumping, climbing, rowing, or just walking...get up & do it! Just MOVE YOUR BODY !
Now, ...Breathe.
...in the 3 minutes it took to read this, by just jogging in place,
the average adult could’ve burned about 40 calories.